>>240

Secret Weapon D created: Wolverdwarf and Dwarfpool.

Welcome to boatmurdered. The dwarfs african coast colony. Hmm.. is that elephants?

In Ethiopia, now known as 'Zion' by the religious movement known as the Rastafarian Culture, Emperor Haile Selassie I of Ethiopia's burial ground and shrine was cordoned off by a few of the Culture's radicals, only to leave precisely 149 minutes later. According to witnesses, they were carrying advanced biological containment vessels. In this mysterious state of affairs, it have been shown that Haile Selassie's remains were apparently left untouched and nothing was removed from the shrine.

In other news, Impal technicians are being put to work in a newly constructed biological research facility.

Culture spokesman 'Judge Ganja' has made the following statement:
"Di Culcha is takin' its true place in di world. We need to learn to defend ourselves. For this reason, we are initiatin' a new scientific project, codename 'Lions of Zion'. That's all di information I can disclose."

>>299

Ahh bloody kings beneath the rock! The elephants are killing everyone. We shall strike back!

>>302
Comin' to aid di lil' bredren wit' di Ethiopian militiamen.

>>302

http://resources.bravenet.com/audio_clips/sound_effects/animal_-_elephant_trumpeting/listen/

>>305

>>302
Git ye spears right here lads! We strike them where it hurts!

>>306

Come'ere ya big trouted buffalo I'll show you a trumpet!

>>308 HAHA! We will never surrender

INTERDIMENSIONAL ACTIVITY DISCOVER IN DIMENSION X8391AT.
INDIVIDUAL KNOWN AS 'THE DUKE' HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED.
INFERNAL AND/OR TIBERIUM CORRUPTION HAS NOT BEEN SIGHTED.
PERFORMING PLANETARY SCAN.
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BEGINNING INTERDIMENSIONAL TRANSMISSION TO THE LUNA COMMISSION.
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TRANSMISSION SENT.
INITIATING SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE.
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*BOOM*

>>296

We accept your offer of Alliance. We will endevour to assist you in any manner we can.

Hark,unbelivers.
we see many people are unhappy with our quest to spread truth purity and law. we will beign hosting a great convention in the palace of ice to disscuss matters. in the place i shall be alone, but you may brign as many guard as you feel is nesscery to ensure your security

Ships depart from the Citadel and begin seeding the Earth's orbit with satellites, for a completely benign purpose.

>>314

I, as representative of the Impal Federation shall attend your convention with my advisors and a small security team. I shall see you there.

>>296
You got di alliance you want.

>>314
No dice.

>>314
It is a shame so few of you have turned up. but no matter. i also appolgise for keeping you waiting
there is something i must tell you, the ice of the place is differnt from normal ice. it grows within. you have already been here long enough for it to take effect. sson you too willsee the apeall of the ice. soon you will be liek me

The Impal Federation is most grateful for the gift the Winter Knights granted upon us, an image of which is attatched. There appear to be DNA helii upon the surface...

Synthesis Program Initiated.

There is one last journey to undertake, and so the Duke suits up once more, arming himself in all manner of weaponry; this time, there would not be the protection of the Angels during this trip, and those that lurked to drag him back stalked the darkness between the Real and Unreal. With a flash, he departs the Citadel, appearing moments later within the compound of the British Secular State moonbase, covered again in blood, though not of his own, thankfully.

"HAhaha! You couldn't get me this time I knew you were there of course you were there you were always there always watching always stalking never alone oh no I can hear you all again GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" he shouts, but seems to calm down once more after a few deep breaths before departing for the new seat of government for the remnants of the BSS.

He would manifest in the middle of a crowd of androids. For a brief moment, the all gasped in shock, eyes going wide, then suddenly, just before they began to panic, they suddenly returned back to the state they were in before he appeared, wandering around and taking care of their own business as if he never was there. A camera arks around to glare down at the Duke, its lenses focusing on him. A speaker within would begin to talk.

>>322

"Ah, Duke, Good to see you again. Not so good to hear you rambling like a madman. What can I do for you?"


"I wish to redeem myself from my actions during the last war, to aid those I abandoned because of His whispers, and to end the menace He poses to everyone, everywhere, everywhen. Kane did manage to defeat Him, yes, but, He's still alive out there, toying with me stalking me sending demons damned demons in my head they won't stop until I die again but I can't die I won't die I...excuse me...I seem to be continually distracted by Them when not in my Citadel. But my point is, there is a chance to eliminate Him, and maybe even free Luna and the other innocents that died, and I wish for your aid as well to help emancipate them."

"Really. It's tempting for me to have you butchered where you stand for aiding the Demon against my nation. Kane rules the Earth and I am not planning on going back anytime soon. I have expanded upon your technology and I have managed to send probes to countless universes. One came back, detailing information of the one you were in. The Demon is not there. You have nothing there that I want. I'm not ever sure you have anything capable of emancipating a single hellbound soul. However...If there's a chance Luna gets out, it's worth it."

"There is a way, but it will be extremely risky. I have managed to contact Angelic beings, and with the knowledge I've gained from working with them, there is the chance of victory, not only temporarily, but eternally. You, however, do not need to wager much, though, just as much military support as you are willing to give. Everything else is being set up as we speak."

"We're constructing macroscopic interdimensional teleporters. Just like we shifted Britain to the moon, we should be able to exchange your moon with ours. I believe I might be able to join you in your world, along with the nation of Lolirmo - which is currently being rebuilt on this rock."

"That would be greatly appreciated, as long as you land troops upon the earth itself before the time is ripe. Whatever you decide, do it soon. As for me, I must depart and inspect the network to make sure everything's in order for the next phase."

Light surrounds Duke Von Berengar once more as he departs from the premises, but there is also the smell of brimstone before he completely vanishes from the moonbase.

Hello there playerchumps, just wanted to say that i am fully aware of the multidimensional fuckery that is going on. Now if you excuse me i need to pester wolverdorf

>>324

I see theerre was demand for beards, so here is my new kickass beard.

>>321

++Synthesis Program Complete.++
++Resultant lifeform unable to survive due to unknown factors.++

It would appear the symbols upon the Winter Knight's gift were merely coincidental. No matter, it is a wonderful work of art nonetheless.

However, since the disposal of the organic matter from the experiment there do appear to be minor levels of toxins in the air systems.
It is probably only a minor fault.

This is Commandant Neeja contacting you from our Alpha Site. The Representative is missing, and we have lost communication with the Landing Site. Due to the loss of the colony's government leaders I will be taking command as highest ranking military officer until such time as these circumstances are rectified.

Please bear with us, I hate doing this job just as much as you hate seeing me do it.

>>327
More bad news! I smell something bad coming.. something that will change the world.

I can only hope we're ready. I'll be in meetings with the Board all day; only call if something vitally important comes up, please.

Di Lions o' Zion be born. Anyone that dares tread on di holy land of Zion without permission, beware. Death shall come swiftly to you from di Lions' claws.

>>329

>>330
Not quite, bredda. But good try.

>>331
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Waves wash along the golden shores of the Impal Alpha Site, not 70 metres from the perimiter walls that were set up to ward against intrusion. Each new clear, pristine wave that foams across the sands darkens the sparkle, the bright beauty of the never ending white shine.

With every wave it darkens yet more, and more, and more. Very soon it is brown. A fleshy residue forms on the surface of the sand.


Then, it comes. First a claw falls upon the ground, then a second finds it's way ashore. They dig in, and haul their body ahead. Shouts from the perimeter guards ring out, welcoming the survivor of the Landing Site. Then their hopes are dashed as the thing runs forward screaming. Before long, it is shot to the ground.

Then, They come. First a claw falls upon the ground, then a second finds it's way ashore.
Ten thousand follow.

By the time the panicking guards realise the only way to stop the horde is to cut off their limbs, it is already too late. The death knell has sounded. It will not wait for much longer.

It will not wait at all.

We have no choice but to try and hold on as long as we can. We will fight them, and hope we can hold them back.

>>333
Exactly as planned...

Armour moving in.

This'll give them something to think about.

There is no hope.

There is no end.

We will make you whole again.

In the name of the winter king finsihes these fools!

We were not prepared. There was no warning those things would appear. Just as we seemed to have things under control, Edwin made his intentions clear. I do not doubt that he is the cause of this plague. The Winter Knights have made their allegiances clear, and made a very powerful enemy.

My engineers tell me that the source of the engine interferance is coming from the old Ultima Mercenary Corporation headquarters. I intend to destroy it, evacuate my people, and tell the orbiting ship to annihilate the entire southern half of the african continent. I'd enjoy seeing how the esteemed Knight Chivleric likes that.

>>343
good sir, i will disable said gereator if you wish, lets make this fair ey?

>>344

++Sir? Hnh. Know your enemy? I fear you do not. Disable your precious generator then. I fear it will be a grave mistake.++

Prime the shuttles, and ready the map of the infestation.

Jesus Christ. I can't believe what I'm seeing.

Progress continues on our warships and aircraft. We have the technology but not the manpower. Do any of our common allies wish to lend personnel for the duration of this conflict?

This brings whole new meaning to the term 'Cold War'.

>>346
we can uhh lend you a bunch of people, ther not at all sick or infected or suchlike

>>347
Why the hell does he have access to our channel? Lock him out!

What are you talking about, I am a liegtiate 3rd world leader offerign you COMPLETESAFE AND NOT IN ANY WAY TAINTED BY ICESICKNESS workers

>>346

Under normal circumstances I would be happy to provide you with all the pilots and seacrew you could ever want, but thanks to eastern flowing currents circumstances are far from normal.

You'd best see for yourself.

UNDEAD? BY MY BEARD! THIS WILL NOT STAND!

Deep in the Amazon jungle, secluded from any prying, compound eyes, begins construction of a magnificent fortress; a bastion of hope against whatever alien menace(Or anything close enough) happens to be around.