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No. 11
FOX NEWS: Repercussions of Evil
Bill O'Reilly Stalvern waited. The posts above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were /b/tards in the site. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnngs to Cernel Ailes were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Bill was a Fox host for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the news shows and said to dad "I want to be on the shows daddy."
Dad said "No you will be TROLLED BY /b/TARDS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the internet website of the FOX he knew there were /b/tards.
"This is Ailes" the radio crackered. "You must fight the /b/tards!"
So Bill gotted his Takling Points and blew up the comments board.
"HE GOING TO SUE US" said the /b/tards
"I will DDoS at him" said the anonymous and fired the low orbit ion cannon. But then the website fell and they were trapped and not able to troll.
"No! I must troll the /b/tards" he shouted
The radio said "No, Bill. You are the /b/tards"
And then Bill was a newfag.
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